The Dandelion in the Spring

Oh ya know these are things...


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via professorremusblack)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via professorremusblack)

Kid in the background:
Camera! Quick, hide this embarrassing toy!